I Don't Have The Energy To Pretend That Tee
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Some days, you just can’t fake it—and that’s okay. This women’s statement t shirt featuring the quote “I Don’t Have The Energy To Pretend That I Like You” says what most people are thinking but few are brave enough to admit. It’s a perfect mix of humor, truth, and unapologetic honesty for those who value real connections over polite small talk.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, this tee offers the kind of comfort you need when you’re keeping it real. The relaxed fit makes it easy to wear for everyday errands, casual hangouts, or just lounging on the days when your patience is in short supply.
Whether you wear it for the laugh, the truth, or both, this shirt is your go-to for saying more with less. Because pretending takes energy—and you’ve got better things to do.
| Size guide | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |












