Dear UFO Pilots I'm Packed Tee

Product Title:
Dear UFO Pilots, I’m Packed T-Shirt

Product Description:
If you’ve ever looked around and thought, “Get me off this planet,” this shirt is your signal to the skies. The Dear UFO Pilots, I’m Packed T-shirt is for the woman who’s ready for an intergalactic upgrade—suitcase zipped, patience gone, and absolutely no regrets.

It’s witty, slightly unhinged, and entirely relatable for anyone who’s tired of the noise, the nonsense, and the group texts. Whether you're a daydreamer, a sci-fi lover, or just in desperate need of a one-way ticket to “anywhere but here,” this tee is your official boarding request.

Made from soft, breathable cotton with a relaxed, flattering fit, it’s perfect for stargazing, doomscrolling, or laughing through the chaos while waiting for your alien rescue squad.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Ultra-soft cotton designed for Earth’s climate—or any atmosphere

• A clever, offbeat quote that makes a statement without saying a word

• Flattering everyday fit perfect for casual wear or spontaneous abductions

• Great gift for the friend who’s “so over it” in the most stylish way possible

Because when the mothership lands, you want them to know—you’re ready.