I Don't Do Drugs Or Drink At My Age Tee

“I Don’t Do Drugs Or Drink At My Age” is the tee for the woman who’s lived enough wild stories to know that now, her favorite high is peace and her best shot is a strong cup of coffee — or maybe a nap. It’s a witty nod to growing older, wiser, and happily swapping chaos for calm, hangovers for hydration, and drama for early bedtimes.

Crafted from soft, breathable fabric with a relaxed, flattering fit, this shirt is perfect for family gatherings, brunch with friends, or just a casual day spent enjoying your well-earned serenity. Wear it proudly as proof that you don’t need a party to feel good — you’ve mastered the art of fun on your own, no additives required.