I'll Give You A Tooth Brush And You Can Clean The B-llshit Coming Out Of Your Month Tee

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For when you've heard enough nonsense.
This "I'll Give You A Tooth Brush And You Can Clean The B-llshit Coming Out Of Your Mouth" t-shirt is bold, witty, and made for the woman who’s not here to entertain drama. Perfect for those moments when patience runs thin and honesty takes the wheel. Whether you’re dealing with excuses, fake compliments, or just plain nonsense, this tee lets your shirt speak first—so you don’t have to.

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