I'm Just Checking My Birth Certificate Tee

Hit pause on reality with our women’s statement tee: "I'm Just Checking My Birth Certificate." For those moments when you’re questioning how you got here—mentally, physically, or emotionally—this tee captures that hilarious disconnect between how you feel and what the calendar says. Whether it's a day full of adulting or just a flash of existential humor, this shirt is your go-to for expressing that inner "wait, how old am I again?" vibe. Paired with the line "Everyday I Do Diddly Squats, But Young Enough To Do It Anyway," it blends self-awareness with just the right touch of sass. Crafted from soft, breathable fabric, it’s perfect for laughing through the chaos of growing older without ever really growing up.