I Talk An Awful Lot Of Smack For Someone Who Tips Over tee

Product Description:

Some people need a nap. Others need a vacation. You? You need a speed bump. For your schedule, your thoughts, your mouth—maybe even life in general. This “I Seriously Need A Speed Bump” t-shirt was made for the women who are constantly going full throttle and forgetting to hit the brakes.

It’s a subtle nod to the chaos we all try to navigate—those days when everything feels like it’s moving too fast, and you just need a moment to breathe (or at least catch up). Whether it’s your brain racing ahead or your calendar stacked to the sky, this tee gets the message across without saying a word—well, almost.

Soft, flattering, and effortlessly cool, it’s your go-to tee when life’s in overdrive but you’re still showing up with style and a little humor.

Why You’ll Love It:

• The perfect expression of “too much, too fast”

• Comfy, breathable fabric designed for all-day wear

• Great for busy minds, busy lives, or anyone who’s overdue for a break

Wear it as a reminder to slow down—or at least try to.

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