If Swearing Burned Calories Tee

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Too Honest to Sugarcoat It

Bold, cheeky, and unapologetically real—the “If Swearing Burned Calories” women’s t-shirt brings humor to your everyday wardrobe. This shirt captures the not-so-quiet thoughts of anyone who’s ever wished their colorful language counted as cardio.

Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, it offers a flattering fit and all-day comfort. Whether you're unwinding at home, out with friends, or just surviving another Monday, this tee lets your personality do the talking without saying a word.

Perfect for those who enjoy a dose of sarcasm with their style, it also makes a funny and relatable gift for friends who keep things honest—loudly.