If You Are Not Coffee Chocolate Or Bacon Tee

“If You Are Not Coffee, Chocolate, Or Bacon” is the tee for the woman whose priorities are deliciously simple — and whose tolerance for anything else is conveniently limited. It’s a lighthearted way to warn the world that if you’re not one of her top three essentials, proceed with caution (or better yet, bring snacks).

Crafted from soft, breathable fabric with a relaxed, flattering fit, this shirt is perfect for lazy weekends, brunch dates, or any day when you’re surviving on caffeine, a sweet treat, and crispy goodness. Wear it proudly as your not-so-subtle reminder that the way to your heart is through a mug, a dessert plate, or a breakfast skillet — and that’s non-negotiable.