In Alcohol's Defence I'm Perfectly Capable Of Doing Dumb Stuff When Tee

Product Description:

“In Alcohol’s Defence, I’m Perfectly Capable of Doing Dumb Stuff When Sober” — because let’s be honest, poor decisions don’t always need a drink to show up.

This tee is for the women who own their impulsive side, with or without a cocktail in hand. It’s funny, self-aware, and a little too accurate for anyone who’s ever tripped over nothing, texted an ex, or started a DIY project at midnight… all stone-cold sober.

Soft, playful, and just the right amount of unfiltered, this shirt is perfect for brunches, girls’ nights, or everyday reminders that your chaos isn’t chemically induced—it’s just natural talent.