Mindset Is Everything Mine Is Pretty Much Always F-ck This S-it Tee

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Positivity? Optional. Honesty? Non-negotiable.
This "Mindset Is Everything Mine Is Pretty Much Always F-ck This S-it" t-shirt is for the woman who’s done pretending everything’s fine when it’s clearly not. It’s a no-filter expression of how we all feel sometimes—fed up, checked out, and embracing the chaos with just enough energy to keep going. Made for tough days, sarcastic moods, and anyone who finds peace in brutal honesty and a soft cotton tee.

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