None Of Your Emails Are Finding Me Well Tee

“None Of Your Emails Are Finding Me Well” is the brilliantly honest tee for the woman who’s had enough of pretending she’s “doing great” just to reply to another soul-draining message. It’s your witty response to every forced greeting and generic opener cluttering your inbox while your coffee goes cold and your patience runs out.

Crafted from soft, breathable fabric with a relaxed, flattering fit, this shirt is perfect for casual workdays, video calls, or just lounging while ignoring that growing pile of unread messages. Wear it as your subtle but clear notice: you’re not here for polite small talk — you’re here for real productivity, and the out-of-office attitude comes free of charge.