Not My Coop Not My Poop Tee

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For the Woman Who Knows When to Walk Away

Add a dose of humor and boundaries to your wardrobe with the “Not My Coop Not My Poop” t-shirt. Perfect for women who’ve mastered the art of staying out of unnecessary drama, this tee delivers a lighthearted message with sharp wit.

Made from soft, breathable cotton, it offers all-day comfort with a relaxed fit that suits everyday wear. Whether you're tending to your own chaos or simply choosing peace, this shirt lets the world know—what’s not yours, stays not yours.

A great gift for anyone who lives life unbothered and unapologetically.