Note To Self Don't Sit On The Floor

We’ve all had that moment — the floor looked so innocent, so inviting… until we tried getting back up. The “Note To Self: Don’t Sit On The Floor” women’s statement t-shirt captures that universal truth of adulthood in the most relatable way. Whether it’s creaky knees, questionable carpet, or just the realization that gravity hits harder these days, this shirt delivers a laugh wrapped in honesty.

Made for those who’ve earned their wisdom (and maybe a few aches), it’s perfect for casual days, laid-back laughs, or just reminding everyone around you that sometimes, standing is underrated. Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, it pairs humor with comfort — no floor required.