Stop Holding In Your Farts. They Travel Up Your Spine & Into Your Brain.. Tee

Turn heads and spark laughter with our women’s statement tee: "Stop Holding In Your Farts. They Travel Up Your Spine & Into Your Brain." Bold, cheeky, and a little too relatable, this tee delivers scientific logic with unapologetic humor. Whether you’re the life of the party or just tired of pretending to be polite, it’s your go-to for breaking the ice—literally and figuratively. Paired with the witty line "Everyday I Do Diddly Squats, But Young Enough To Do It Anyway," it’s made for women who embrace comfort, comedy, and keeping it real. Crafted from soft, breathable fabric, because if you’re going to speak your truth, you should be comfy doing it.