There's A 99% Chance I Don't Care Tee

Product Description:

“There’s a 99% Chance I Don’t Care” — and the remaining 1% is just me being polite.

This tee is for the women who’ve mastered the art of selective energy. Whether it’s unsolicited opinions, pointless drama, or yet another group chat argument, your give-a-damn meter is running low—and proudly so.

Soft, effortless, and dripping with quiet confidence, this shirt is perfect for days when you want to set expectations without saying a word. Because knowing what’s worth caring about? That’s not apathy—it’s wisdom.