Well Aren't You As Pleasant As An Itchy Asshole Tee

Product Description:

Some people just have a way of showing up and instantly ruining the vibe—and now, you’ve got the perfect shirt for it. The “Well Aren’t You As Pleasant As An Itchy Asshole” t-shirt is a brutally honest, laugh-out-loud way to express what you’re really thinking when forced to deal with those kinds of personalities.

It’s bold. It’s blunt. And it’s exactly the kind of humor that turns heads, raises eyebrows, and earns a smirk from anyone who's ever had to bite their tongue in a conversation with someone insufferable. Whether you're dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers, clueless strangers, or just that one relative at every family gathering, this shirt is your unfiltered inner monologue, printed in plain sight.

Made from ultra-soft, breathable fabric with a relaxed yet flattering fit, it’s built for comfort—because life’s too short to pretend everyone's delightful.

Why You’ll Love It:
– Outrageously relatable and unapologetically savage
– Soft, comfy fit perfect for days when you just can't fake it
– Sparks laughs, side-eyes, and solidarity

For the days when diplomacy is overrated and sarcasm is survival.

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