Yoga Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon Tee

Product Title:
Yoga—Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon T-Shirt

Product Description:
Inner peace doesn’t always come naturally. Sometimes it takes deep breaths, a downward dog, and a whole lot of self-restraint. The Yoga—Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon T-shirt is for the woman who turns to her mat not just for flexibility, but for sanity.

This tee is a humorous take on the daily balancing act between staying calm and speaking your mind. Whether you're flowing through poses or just trying to get through the day without snapping, it’s your way of saying: yes, I’m grounded—but it took effort.

Made from soft, breathable cotton with a relaxed, flattering fit, this shirt is perfect for yoga class, coffee runs, or any moment where you're choosing mindfulness over mayhem.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Soft, lightweight cotton designed for movement and comfort

• A funny, relatable quote for stress-managers and zen-seekers alike

• Flattering fit that works from the mat to the grocery line

• A great gift for the woman who’s flexible in body—and impressively restrained in spirit

Because sometimes the only thing standing between you and chaos… is child’s pose.