I Don’t Have The Time Or The Crayons Tee

Product Description:

“I Don’t Have the Time or the Crayons” — for explaining things to people who clearly missed the basics... and are still somehow asking questions.

This tee is for the women who are done dumbing things down, spelling things out, or offering patience where it’s not deserved. It’s not rude—it’s a boundary wrapped in sarcasm and self-preservation.

Soft, sharp, and effortlessly relatable, this shirt is perfect for days when your tolerance is low and your calendar’s full. Because you’ve got better things to do than color-code common sense for people who just won’t get it.