I’m Not Snarky I’m Just Selectively Polite Tee

Product Description:

There’s a difference between rude and real—and you, my friend, know exactly where that line is. This “I’m Not Snarky, I’m Just Selectively Polite” tee is for the woman who’s mastered the art of the raised brow, the perfect pause, and the “bless your heart” energy… when warranted.

Made for those who choose their words like they choose their company—with precision and purpose—this shirt is soft, flattering, and as unapologetically sharp as your wit. It’s not about being snarky. It’s about knowing who deserves your charm and who’s lucky to get a nod.

Wear it when you’re out in public but not quite feeling social, or just want to gently warn others that diplomacy has its limits. Let the tee do the talking—you’ve got better things to do.