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Say what everyone’s thinking with our women’s statement tee: "If Idiots Could Fly, This Place Would Be An Airport." Bold, witty, and just the right amount of sarcastic, this shirt is perfect for those days when you're surrounded by chaos and keeping your cool—barely. Made from soft, breathable fabric, it offers all-day comfort while delivering a message that's as relatable as it is sharp. Whether you're at work, in traffic, or just observing the madness around you, this tee makes it clear: your patience has limits, and your humor doesn’t miss.
Size guide | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Say what everyone’s thinking with our women’s statement tee: "If Idiots Could Fly, This Place Would Be An Airport." Bold, witty, and just the right amount of sarcastic, this shirt is perfect for those days when you're surrounded by chaos and keeping your cool—barely. Made from soft, breathable fabric, it offers all-day comfort while delivering a message that's as relatable as it is sharp. Whether you're at work, in traffic, or just observing the madness around you, this tee makes it clear: your patience has limits, and your humor doesn’t miss.
Size guide | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
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Say what everyone’s thinking with our women’s statement tee: "If Idiots Could Fly, This Place Would Be An Airport." Bold, witty, and just the right amount of sarcastic, this shirt is perfect for those days when you're surrounded by chaos and keeping your cool—barely. Made from soft, breathable fabric, it offers all-day comfort while delivering a message that's as relatable as it is sharp. Whether you're at work, in traffic, or just observing the madness around you, this tee makes it clear: your patience has limits, and your humor doesn’t miss.
Size guide | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Say what everyone’s thinking with our women’s statement tee: "If Idiots Could Fly, This Place Would Be An Airport." Bold, witty, and just the right amount of sarcastic, this shirt is perfect for those days when you're surrounded by chaos and keeping your cool—barely. Made from soft, breathable fabric, it offers all-day comfort while delivering a message that's as relatable as it is sharp. Whether you're at work, in traffic, or just observing the madness around you, this tee makes it clear: your patience has limits, and your humor doesn’t miss.
Size guide | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
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