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Breaking News: The Earth Revolves Around the Sun — not you. Just a friendly reminder for the self-centered, the dramatic, and anyone who needs a little cosmic perspective.
This tee is for the women who believe in science, sarcasm, and keeping egos in check. It’s smart, sharp, and the perfect way to deliver a reality check without raising your voice.
Soft, witty, and casually cutting, this shirt is ideal for everyday wear, subtle shade, or simply reminding people that, in the grand scheme of things, they’re not the center of the universe. Because facts still matter—and so does your sense of humor.
| Size guide | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Product Description:
Breaking News: The Earth Revolves Around the Sun — not you. Just a friendly reminder for the self-centered, the dramatic, and anyone who needs a little cosmic perspective.
This tee is for the women who believe in science, sarcasm, and keeping egos in check. It’s smart, sharp, and the perfect way to deliver a reality check without raising your voice.
Soft, witty, and casually cutting, this shirt is ideal for everyday wear, subtle shade, or simply reminding people that, in the grand scheme of things, they’re not the center of the universe. Because facts still matter—and so does your sense of humor.
| Size guide | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
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You save$5.29
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Arrives by Nov 14 - 17 if ordered today.
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Product Description:
Breaking News: The Earth Revolves Around the Sun — not you. Just a friendly reminder for the self-centered, the dramatic, and anyone who needs a little cosmic perspective.
This tee is for the women who believe in science, sarcasm, and keeping egos in check. It’s smart, sharp, and the perfect way to deliver a reality check without raising your voice.
Soft, witty, and casually cutting, this shirt is ideal for everyday wear, subtle shade, or simply reminding people that, in the grand scheme of things, they’re not the center of the universe. Because facts still matter—and so does your sense of humor.
| Size guide | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Product Description:
Breaking News: The Earth Revolves Around the Sun — not you. Just a friendly reminder for the self-centered, the dramatic, and anyone who needs a little cosmic perspective.
This tee is for the women who believe in science, sarcasm, and keeping egos in check. It’s smart, sharp, and the perfect way to deliver a reality check without raising your voice.
Soft, witty, and casually cutting, this shirt is ideal for everyday wear, subtle shade, or simply reminding people that, in the grand scheme of things, they’re not the center of the universe. Because facts still matter—and so does your sense of humor.
| Size guide | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
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