I Just Wanted To Update Everyone On My Diet Tee

Product Description:

“I Just Wanted To Update Everyone On My Diet.” That’s it. That’s the announcement. Whether you’re on day one, day none, or “does cake count as cardio?”, this tee delivers the update no one asked for—but everyone relates to.

Perfect for the woman who’s tried every trend, meal plan, and “starting Monday” promise, this shirt captures the rollercoaster that is dieting—with a wink and a bite of reality.

Made from super-soft cotton and designed for real-life comfort (especially post-snack), it’s your go-to for kitchen confessions, gym avoidance, or laughing at your own food choices. Because the journey may not be consistent—but at least your sense of humor is.