I'm Awake But My Give A S-it Is Still Asleep Tee

You might be up, dressed, and halfway through your day — but mentally, your care level is still hitting snooze. The "I'm Awake But My Give A S-it Is Still Asleep" women's statement t-shirt captures that exact mood of functioning without fully engaging.

Perfect for those mornings when you’re physically present but emotionally unavailable, this tee speaks for you when words are just too much. Whether it’s Monday meetings, small talk, or unsolicited opinions — you’re here, but your energy is selective.

Made for women who get things done… eventually.