I've Cooked For People I Should Have Poisned So Yes I Do Have Self Control Tee

Patience takes many forms — and this “I’ve Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned So Yes I Do Have Self Control” t-shirt proves it. Designed for women who know the meaning of real restraint (and can laugh about it), this soft, breathable tee combines comfort with bold humor. Whether you’re hosting, out with friends, or just feeling proud of your willpower, this shirt lets you wear your inner strength with a smile. A fun, conversation-starting piece for any casual occasion.

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