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Start your day with a dose of dry humor in our women's statement tee: "I Woke Up Early This Morning, There Was No Worm." This shirt is for the early risers who’ve learned that being ahead of the game doesn’t always come with a reward. Made from soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort, it’s perfect for casual wear, coffee runs, or those mornings when you question why you even tried. Relatable and witty, this tee is your new favorite way to say, “Not every hustle pays off—but at least I look good trying.”
| Size guide | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Start your day with a dose of dry humor in our women's statement tee: "I Woke Up Early This Morning, There Was No Worm." This shirt is for the early risers who’ve learned that being ahead of the game doesn’t always come with a reward. Made from soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort, it’s perfect for casual wear, coffee runs, or those mornings when you question why you even tried. Relatable and witty, this tee is your new favorite way to say, “Not every hustle pays off—but at least I look good trying.”
| Size guide | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
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Start your day with a dose of dry humor in our women's statement tee: "I Woke Up Early This Morning, There Was No Worm." This shirt is for the early risers who’ve learned that being ahead of the game doesn’t always come with a reward. Made from soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort, it’s perfect for casual wear, coffee runs, or those mornings when you question why you even tried. Relatable and witty, this tee is your new favorite way to say, “Not every hustle pays off—but at least I look good trying.”
| Size guide | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Start your day with a dose of dry humor in our women's statement tee: "I Woke Up Early This Morning, There Was No Worm." This shirt is for the early risers who’ve learned that being ahead of the game doesn’t always come with a reward. Made from soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort, it’s perfect for casual wear, coffee runs, or those mornings when you question why you even tried. Relatable and witty, this tee is your new favorite way to say, “Not every hustle pays off—but at least I look good trying.”
| Size guide | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
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