If I Was A Bird I Know Who I'd S-ht On Tee

Product Description:

Some thoughts are better left unsaid—unless they’re printed on a t-shirt. The “If I Was A Bird, I Know Who I’d S-ht On” tee is a flying leap into the world of brutally honest humor. It’s made for the woman who smiles sweetly while mentally circling a few names on her invisible list.

Soft, comfortable, and designed to fit just right, this shirt turns passive-aggressive into fashion-forward. Whether you're dealing with workplace nonsense, high school drama in adult form, or just that one person who tests your patience daily, this tee helps you cope—with style and sarcasm.

Perfect for casual days, coffee runs, or any time you want your clothes to do the dirty work. Because if you're going to be petty, you might as well be comfy doing it.