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Flipping the Bird Middle Finger Glass Decanter

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Make a bold statement and inject a healthy dose of defiant wit into your home bar or kitchen cabinet. Our premium middle finger liquor decanter offers a beautifully sculpted, high-fidelity blown-glass novelty piece designed to serve as the ultimate conversational icebreaker. Crafted from thickened, crystal-clear borosilicate glass, this hilarious upright middle finger wine and whiskey bottle perfectly captures the realistic creases, knuckles, and intense posture of a classic, unapologetic hand gesture. Whether you want to add a punch of rebellious modern art to your living room wine display, bring some sarcastic energy to your corporate executive lounge, or gift something completely unforgettable to a connoisseur who appreciates dark humor, this decanter stands tall and proud. It is an indispensable barware asset for eclectic hosts, modern spirits enthusiasts, and anyone who wants to serve their favorite vintage with absolute attitude.

Key Features

  • Thickened Borosilicate Glass Blueprint: Formulated from high-transparency, lead-free glass that showcases the rich amber hues of whiskey or deep reds of wine without clouding.

  • Airtight Precision Ground Glass Stopper: Equipped with a stay-put geometric glass plug that seals your spirits tightly, locking in aromas and preventing evaporative spoilage.

  • Anti-Topple Weighted Base Plinth: Features an expansive, flat glass bottom matrix that keeps the decanter perfectly upright and balanced on smooth serving trays, countertops, or bar carts.

  • High-Fidelity Anatomical Sculpting: Expertly rendered with detailed finger contours, skin folds, and realistic hand geometries to elevate its presence as a true center-stage novelty sculpture.

Why Choose Our Rebel Liquor Decanters Standard glass decanters feature generic, uninspiring geometric cuts that blend boringly into the background of your bar cabinet. Our premium middle finger glass bottle behaves like a true statement piece, turning every pour of scotch, bourbon, or tequila into a memorable, laugh-out-loud event. Because the high-grade glass construction is completely non-porous and chemically inert, it will never alter the flavor profile, bouquet, or finish of your finest spirits. This provides a sleek, highly reliable, and beautifully direct statement piece that brings continuous laughter, edgy energy, and flawless aeration to your favorite drinks.

Perfect For

  • Home Bars & Executive Desks: Setting a funny, sarcastic boundary against everyday stress, lightheartedly entertaining close friends, and organizing your bar vibe.

  • Living Room Wine Displays & Cabinets: Adding a touch of urban pop-art culture to your liquor shelves, back-bar consoles, and entertainment centers.

  • Unforgettable Groomsmen, Gag, & Holiday Gifts: Surprising whiskey lovers, close friends, or colleagues with a hilarious, premium birthday present or white elephant token.

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