I Don't Do Drugs Or Drink At My Age Tee

I Don’t Do Drugs or Drink… At My Age – Women’s Statement T-Shirt

Once upon a time, you might’ve been the life of the party. Now? You’re just trying to get a full night’s sleep and wake up without random joint pain. If your idea of “getting wild” these days is staying up past 9 PM, this shirt is your new favorite truth bomb.

Soft, comfy, and full of relatable humor, it’s made for women who’ve traded shots for skincare, hangovers for herbal tea, and wild nights for quiet evenings—and honestly, wouldn’t have it any other way.

Why You’ll Love It:
✔️ Soft & Comfortable Fabric – Feels good, even when everything else starts creaking
✔️ Relaxed, Flattering Fit – Easy to wear from couch to coffee run
✔️ Witty Print That Hits Home – Because your lifestyle has changed… and that’s fine by you
✔️ Low-Maintenance Vibe – Just like your plans this weekend

Perfect for anyone who's grown out of the chaos and into their peaceful, slightly sarcastic era.