I’m Awake But My Give A S-ht Is Still Asleep Tee

Product Description:

You might be up, dressed, and technically functioning—but let’s be honest, your give-a-sh*t button hasn’t even stretched yet. This “I’m Awake But My Give A S-ht Is Still Asleep” tee is made for those mornings when your body shows up, but your motivation hits snooze. Again.

Soft, comfy, and brutally honest, it’s the perfect uniform for the under-caffeinated, over-it, and proudly done-with-everything crowd. Whether you’re heading to work, dragging yourself to errands, or just surviving the day, this shirt speaks for you—loudly, so you don’t have to.

Pair it with your favorite sweats, sneakers, and a large cup of whatever gets you through. Because being awake is one thing. Actually caring? That’s tomorrow’s problem.