I'd Start A Swear Jar But I Don't Have The Kind Of Income Tee

Product Title:
I’d Start a Swear Jar, But I Don’t Have That Kind of Income T-Shirt

Product Description:
Let’s be honest—some days call for language that’s less than polished. The I’d Start a Swear Jar, But I Don’t Have That Kind of Income T-shirt is made for the woman who tells it like it is, unfiltered and unapologetic.

This shirt captures the humor in your everyday chaos—the emails, the traffic, the “why is this my problem?” moments that make those four-letter words feel a little too necessary. You’re self-aware, sharp-witted, and fully aware that if swearing cost money… you’d need a side hustle just to keep up.

Crafted from soft, breathable cotton with a relaxed, flattering fit, this tee is your go-to for workdays, weekends, or anytime your vocabulary leans colorful.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Soft, high-quality cotton built for comfort (and catharsis)

• Hilarious, relatable quote for those fluent in sarcasm and stress relief

• Flattering fit that works for casual wear or expressive moods

• Great gift for friends who swear like sailors and laugh like pros

Because if cursing burned calories or paid bills, you'd be rich by now.