If Overthinking Situations Burned Calories I’d Be Dead Tee

Product Description:

“If Overthinking Situations Burned Calories, I’d Be Dead” — because if mental gymnastics counted as cardio, you’d be in Olympic shape by now.

This tee is for the women who can turn a simple text, a casual glance, or a random memory from 2008 into a full-blown mental saga. It’s relatable, it’s honest, and it’s a funny reminder that sometimes your brain just refuses to clock out.

Soft, easygoing, and packed with humor, this shirt is perfect for overthinkers, midnight worriers, and anyone who’s mastered the art of replaying conversations on a loop. Because if worrying burned calories, you’d have disappeared ages ago—and honestly, you deserve a medal.