According To My Calendar I'm Not Going To Give A S-it Tomorrow Either Tee

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No plans to care—and proud of it.
This "According To My Calendar I'm Not Going To Give A S-it Tomorrow Either" t-shirt is for the woman who’s mastered the art of selective energy. Perfect for those days when patience runs thin and the world’s demands just don’t make the cut. Comfortable and effortlessly bold, this tee is your go-to for setting boundaries with humor and style—because sometimes, not giving a care is exactly the plan.

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