Don't Worry About Getting Older You Will Still Do Stupid Stuff Only Slower Tee

Getting older doesn’t mean growing out of making questionable choices — it just means you’ll take longer to do them. The "Don't Worry About Getting Older You Will Still Do Stupid Stuff Only Slower" women's statement t-shirt delivers the perfect dose of humor and truth for anyone embracing age with sarcasm and self-awareness.

This tee is made for women who know that wisdom doesn’t always cancel out mischief — it just spaces it out a little more. Whether you're forgetting why you walked into a room or still trying that risky recipe again, this shirt gets it.

Lightweight, breathable, and undeniably witty, it’s the perfect casual go-to for brunches, birthday gatherings, or simply reminding the world that aging doesn’t dull your spirit — just your reaction time.