I Only Like My Eggs In A Cakes Tee

Not a fan of breakfast lectures or life plans packed with pressure? This double-statement tee says it all: “I Only Like My Eggs In A Cake” and “I Don’t Have a Bucket List But I Do Have a F-ck It List And It’s Long.” It’s the perfect match for women who prefer dessert over diets and peace over people-pleasing.

Crafted from soft, breathable fabric with a relaxed fit, this shirt brings humor and honesty together in one unapologetic look. Whether you're skipping scrambled eggs or skipping expectations, this tee keeps you comfy while making your stance deliciously clear. Because sometimes, less hustle and more frosting is exactly the goal.