IF You Listen Closely You Can Hear Me Not Caring Tee

Product Description:

“If You Listen Closely, You Can Hear Me Not Caring” — a quiet, passive-aggressive masterpiece for those moments when silence says everything.

This tee is for the women who’ve mastered the art of tuning out nonsense with grace. Whether it’s drama, unsolicited opinions, or someone explaining something you never asked to hear, your response is loud and clear—even if you don’t say a word.

Soft, subtle, and dripping with dry humor, this shirt is perfect for workdays, group chats, or any situation where your give-a-care meter is hovering near zero. Because not caring isn’t rude—it’s efficient.