My Body Is Just A Filter Coffee Goes In Sarcasm Comes Out Tee

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Caffeinated and unapologetically sarcastic.
This "My Body Is Just A Filter Coffee Goes In Sarcasm Comes Out" t-shirt is for the woman whose mornings start with caffeine and end with quick wit. It’s the perfect blend of energy and attitude, brewed daily. Whether you're navigating deadlines, conversations, or just life in general, this tee sums up your coping mechanism with humor and style. Soft, breathable, and made for those who don’t function without a strong cup and a stronger comeback.

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