F*cking History: 111 Lessons You Should Have Learned in School By The Captain

"History that Doesn't Suck" is a smart, hilarious journey with The Captain, blending past and present with witty entries on ghosting, haters, and dog owners' superiority. Bridging eras, it explores Edith Wharton's sex life, Ancient Greek dating, catfishing in 500 BC, medieval flirting, and Catherine the Great's squad goals.

Learn from historical figures like Joanna of Castile, who went mad over a guy named Philip, and embrace Resting Bitch Face throughout history. From pirate queens to suffragettes, The Captain showcases powerful women. With brutal honesty, intelligence, and humor, this compendium transforms history from boring to relevant, teaching valuable lessons from life's losers and badasses alike.

Dive into this compulsively readable book for an entertaining and enlightening journey through the annals of time. 📚❤️