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Here’s a funny, lighthearted, and SEO-optimized product description for your “You Know You’re Old When You Have an Upstairs and a Downstairs Medicine” women’s statement t-shirt — crafted in full alignment with Google’s latest helpful-content and product-quality guidelines:

Product Description
Aging gracefully — or at least with humor — never looked this good. This women’s statement t-shirt featuring “You Know You’re Old When You Have an Upstairs and a Downstairs Medicine” perfectly captures the moment we all realize life now involves multiple pill bottles and a lot more stairs. It’s the ultimate tee for those who laugh at life’s little reminders that youth might fade, but wit never does.

Made from soft, breathable cotton, this shirt delivers everyday comfort whether you’re relaxing at home, running errands, or counting your steps — and your vitamins. The relaxed fit makes it easy to style with jeans, leggings, or loungewear, keeping you comfortable while you embrace the humor in getting older.

Ideal for women with a sharp sense of humor and zero shame about the realities of adulthood, this tee is the perfect mix of comfort and comedy. Because growing older might not be easy — but at least it’s funny.