Zero Stars, Do Not Recommend: A Novel By MJ Wassmer

In this satirical and darkly humorous novel, Dan Foster, a self-proclaimed underachiever, finally takes a much-needed vacation with his girlfriend, Mara, at an idyllic island resort. What starts as a chance for Dan to unwind and possibly redeem his otherwise average life turns into a surreal nightmare when the sun suddenly explodes, throwing the world into chaos.

With the island plunged into darkness and temperatures rapidly dropping, the once-luxurious resort becomes a battleground for survival. The elite guests quickly seize control of the limited supplies, and class tensions reach a boiling point. Amid the chaos, Dan, who has always coasted through life, finds himself unintentionally becoming a leader among the desperate vacationers.

As revolution simmers on the island, Dan stumbles upon a six-person plane that could be their ticket back to the mainland. Faced with the ultimate decision, Dan must choose between escaping the apocalyptic conditions with Mara or staying behind to lead the others in what could be their final stand.

In a clever blend of social commentary and absurdity, this novel explores themes of survival, class struggle, and the unexpected emergence of leadership in the most unlikely of places. With sharp wit and a biting edge, it asks the question: What would you do when the sun explodes and you’re stuck on an island with a bunch of rich people?