Zero Stars, Do Not Recommend: A Novel BY MJ Wassmer

In Worst Vacation Ever—Five Stars, Would Recommend, Dan Foster, a self-proclaimed underachiever, embarks on a long-awaited vacation with his girlfriend, Mara, hoping for a relaxing escape. Little does he know, his average life is about to take a catastrophic turn. When the sun inexplicably explodes, the idyllic island resort is thrown into chaos, plunging its guests into a fight for survival.

As darkness envelops the island and temperatures plummet, the veneer of luxury quickly fades. The resort's elite guests, desperate to maintain control, seize the remaining supplies, igniting a class war that threatens to consume the survivors. Amidst the turmoil, Dan stumbles into an unexpected role as a leader, offering a glimmer of hope to the stranded vacationers.

When a small plane capable of carrying six passengers is discovered, Dan faces an impossible decision: escape the island with Mara, leaving the others to fend for themselves, or stay and fight for the greater good. As revolution brews and loyalties are tested, Dan must confront his own fears and insecurities to determine whether he's truly capable of being a hero—or if he's destined to remain the underachiever he's always believed himself to be.

In this sharp and satirical tale, Grady Hendrix masterfully blends the dark humor of The White Lotus with the absurdity of Kevin Wilson's work, delivering a thrilling and thought-provoking exploration of human nature in the face of apocalypse.