Zero Stars, Do Not Recommend: A Novel By MJ Wassmer

Dan Foster, a self-proclaimed underachiever, sets out for a long-awaited vacation at an island resort with his girlfriend, Mara. But what begins as a chance to relax quickly turns into a fight for survival when the sun unexpectedly explodes, plunging the island into darkness and chaos. With the world as they know it ending, Dan's once-mediocre life takes a drastic turn as he finds himself caught in the middle of an escalating conflict among the resort’s elite guests.

As resources dwindle and temperatures plummet, the island's class structure is laid bare, leading to a coup where the privileged take control of the limited supplies. Against all odds, Dan—who has never quite lived up to his potential—becomes an accidental symbol of hope for the other stranded vacationers.

When a small plane capable of rescuing a few survivors is discovered, Dan faces an impossible choice: escape with Mara to safety or stay behind to help those who now look to him for leadership.

In a darkly humorous blend of satire and suspense, this novel explores themes of class tension, survival, and the unlikely emergence of heroism in the face of the apocalypse. Dan’s journey from passive observer to reluctant hero raises questions about the true nature of success and the power of one person to make a difference—even when the world is literally ending. 📚❤️