With Old Age Comes New Skills You Can Sneeze Tee

“With Old Age Comes New Skills — You Can Sneeze…” is the tee for every woman who’s discovered that growing older comes with unexpected party tricks — like sneezing, coughing, or laughing and suddenly testing the limits of your bladder control. It’s funny because it’s true, and owning it makes you even more unstoppable.

Crafted from soft, breathable fabric with a relaxed, flattering fit, this shirt is perfect for brunch with friends, family get-togethers, or just those days when life’s little surprises deserve a good laugh. Wear it as a badge of relatable wisdom — because aging might bring quirks, but it also brings the best stories.